Jedi Lesson 1. Keep your Friends Close and your lightsaber closer
Jedi Lesson 2. A Jedi must feed off of the living force, so that means he should be by a kitchen as much as possible
Jedi Lesson 3. Fire extinguishers are a blonde Jedi's best friend
Jedi Lesson 4. Though lightsabers look similar, they do not work anything like a curling iron
Jedi Lesson 5. There is no luck or miracles. It is the will of the force
Jedi Lesson 6. The Universe is Big. Really Big
Jedi Lesson 7. Even Sith Lords have a hard time resisting the Puppy Dog Face
Jedi Lesson 8. The Bigger the head the harder the fall
Jedi Lesson 9. Chocolate on your pants can be used as a last form of defense against an enemy
Jedi Lesson 10. Whether you have blonde hair, brown hair, green skin, or blue skin all Jedi get equal training (blondes might take a little longer to finish though)
Jedi Lesson 11. Blonde Jedi still have all the fun
Jedi Lesson 12. Jedi Mind Tricks are for emergency situations only, not for tricking the Pizza guy to give you the Pizza for free
Jedi Lesson 13. Your Lightsaber is like your mind. Don't lose either of them
Jedi Lesson 14. A Jedi in training must be patient because most Jedi masters are very old and very slow
Jedi Lesson 15. Never Run with your Lightsaber, or any other device that has a concentrated beam of light that emits heat energy and can cut through peoples appendages, on
Jedi Lesson 16. The best hand to fight with is your real one. Those robot hands get a little sloppy
Jedi Lesson 17. If you get an answer wrong on a test, you can't fix it by saying "the answer is right... from a certain point of view."
Jedi Lesson 18. A Jedi never gives up, but if his Lightsaber won't turn on he will run away
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