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darthstich
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PostSubject: Jedi Training Tips   Jedi Training Tips Mvr9tgWed Sep 03, 2008 2:04 pm

Jedi Lesson 1. Keep your Friends Close and your lightsaber closer

Jedi Lesson 2. A Jedi must feed off of the living force, so that means he should be by a kitchen as much as possible

Jedi Lesson 3. Fire extinguishers are a blonde Jedi's best friend

Jedi Lesson 4. Though lightsabers look similar, they do not work anything like a curling iron

Jedi Lesson 5. There is no luck or miracles. It is the will of the force

Jedi Lesson 6. The Universe is Big. Really Big

Jedi Lesson 7. Even Sith Lords have a hard time resisting the Puppy Dog Face

Jedi Lesson 8. The Bigger the head the harder the fall

Jedi Lesson 9. Chocolate on your pants can be used as a last form of defense against an enemy

Jedi Lesson 10. Whether you have blonde hair, brown hair, green skin, or blue skin all Jedi get equal training (blondes might take a little longer to finish though)

Jedi Lesson 11. Blonde Jedi still have all the fun

Jedi Lesson 12. Jedi Mind Tricks are for emergency situations only, not for tricking the Pizza guy to give you the Pizza for free

Jedi Lesson 13. Your Lightsaber is like your mind. Don't lose either of them

Jedi Lesson 14. A Jedi in training must be patient because most Jedi masters are very old and very slow

Jedi Lesson 15. Never Run with your Lightsaber, or any other device that has a concentrated beam of light that emits heat energy and can cut through peoples appendages, on

Jedi Lesson 16. The best hand to fight with is your real one. Those robot hands get a little sloppy

Jedi Lesson 17. If you get an answer wrong on a test, you can't fix it by saying "the answer is right... from a certain point of view."

Jedi Lesson 18. A Jedi never gives up, but if his Lightsaber won't turn on he will run away

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PostSubject: Re: Jedi Training Tips   Jedi Training Tips Mvr9tgWed Sep 03, 2008 2:39 pm

Funny!

I hope there are good ones for the Sith too!!
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PostSubject: Re: Jedi Training Tips   Jedi Training Tips Mvr9tgTue Nov 18, 2008 5:09 pm

lmao I love number 14. lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Jedi Training Tips   Jedi Training Tips Mvr9tgWed Nov 19, 2008 5:07 am

Thanks..... Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: Jedi Training Tips   Jedi Training Tips Mvr9tgWed Nov 19, 2008 6:38 pm

lol

it wasn't an insult, or anything. my favorite character is old, too. (well, in EP 4 he is.) I believe in "the older, the wiser," anyways. But, that's why I thought it was funny

besides, everyone knows that Yoda and Obi-Wan are the two best Jedi ever. Wink (well, Qui-Gon, too...)
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PostSubject: Re: Jedi Training Tips   Jedi Training Tips Mvr9tgWed Nov 26, 2008 5:47 am

I know it's funny - I didn't take it seriously - I was just messin' around with ya!
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PostSubject: Re: Jedi Training Tips   Jedi Training Tips Mvr9tgSun Nov 30, 2008 9:01 pm

lol

sorry, I can be very stupid at times. scratch lol

but still, what I said was true. Yoda and Obi-Wan rock! Jedi Training Tips 974700
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